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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (what is the second one?)
[ ] It's football...not soccer.

Total: 1



Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (a what?)
[ ] You have an australian something.

Total: 2



Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (hu?)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3



Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3


Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. (but I can)
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time. (even if I don’t like it)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 6



Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[/] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (only dark green though)
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 5 ½



African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. (and fail)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.

Total: 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[/] You play/have played the piano. (want to/ a little)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 1 ½


German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[/] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.

Total: 4 ½



Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.

Total: 2



American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (READING RULES!!!!!!!)
[ ] You shop at walmart. (I don’t like it. But I know 333 ways to get kicked out)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3


British: 1
Austrailian: 2
Italian: 3
Spanish: 3
Russian: 6
Irish: 5 ½
African American: 1
Asian: 1 ½
German: 4 ½
Canadian: 22
American: 3